Special "What The Fuck Is Wrong With Fresno?" Edition

Fucking Fresno From the same town that brought you the dreadlocked, incestuous killer of 9, comes a heartwarming tale of moronic bigotry. A Sikh Gudwara is Fresno was vandalized with hate graffiti over the weekend with such messages as "Rags Go Home" and "It's Not Your Country." Last year the Gudwara faced similiar acts of vandalizism, including a five-night spree of graffiti and a small fire. If only there was a Punjabi translation of "I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free..."

Even More Bizarre Than Gregory Dark Directing That Britney Spears Video An adult film director does a commercial featuring Pete the Porno Puppet for xxxchurch.com, an anti-porn Christian ministry. Watch the clip and get even more confused.

Break Yourself, Buffy A born-again Christian man in Jacksonville, Florida (what other state would you expect?) who believed himself to be a "vampire killer" shot his Domino's Pizza co-worker in the face because he believed the man to be a vampire.

The Wrath of the Math What's more disturbing/suspect? The figure that 1 in 8 UK Muslims support terrorist attacks? Or that Nader is rocking a horrifying 7% in a CBS poll?

I'd Like To Think That It's A Polite and Scientific Way of Calling Him A Big, Floppy Retard

-The Sikh "Not My Country" Geek