Friday, March 19, 2004

MLWL Refuses The Endorsement of New England Separatists

Next Time, If You Want To Help, Don't Former UN weapons inspector Hans Blix, while speaking to the Chicago Council on Foreign Relations, said that the war in Iraq has worsened the "war on terror" listing the following consequences: polarized societies in the Middle East, a rift in NATO, damage to the U.N. Security Council, and no easing in the threat of terrorism. But dude, did you SEE when we totally had Saddam dragged out of that hole?

End Of The World Watch A huge British study of birds, butterflies and wildflowers has given strong evidence that the planet is undergoing its sixth mass extinction in the history of life on Earth. According to an article in the UK's Independent, "human activity is systematically stripping the planet of its rich biodiversity." Congrats humanity, we have become a gigantic, catastrophic asteroid of cheeseburgers and fossil fuels!

Hitler Throws His Support Behind Kucinich! From the right-wing wackjobs at NewsMax comes this story of Malaysia's "Jew-Hating" prime minister, who has vocalized his support of John Kerry. Apparently he didn't get the memo about Kerry's Jewish grandfather. Regardless, it looks like come November the Bush campaign will thrown $100 million into a "Voting For John Kerry Is Like French Kissing Osama" campaign. Witness the first paragraph from the NewsMax article, "It turns out that Spain's new soft-on-terror socialist leader, North Korea's communist terrorist dictator, the Arab propagandists of Al Jazeera and the cowardly French aren't the only dubious foreign supporters of John Kerry's presidential campaign."

-The Sikh Geek