Sunday, March 14, 2004

CNN Has A Program Entitled "Extreme Baby Making." I Don't Even Want To Know...

Finally, A Government Is Cracking Down On The Threat Of Necromancers In a rare release to the press, the General Staff of Turkey's military has confirmed that it has asked local authorities for individuals who could undermine the state in order to "gather intelligence because it was necessary to makes plans to take effective measures against incidents that could arise.". Who are the Turkish powers worried about? Foreigners living in Turkey, ethnic minorities like Albanians and Gypsies, Satanists, Freemasons, supporters of the US and EU, Klu Klux Klan members (how many of THEM are living in Turkey?), "writers and thinkers who are working against Turkey," artistic groups, children of wealthy families, groups who congregate over the Internet, people who meditate, magicians, sorcerers and necromancers. I'm going to go out on a limb, but a public crackdown on magicians who conjure up the spirits of the dead is not going to help Turkey's entry into the EU.

Are You Cold Too? I Feel A Draft... The Department of Defense has begun the preliminary stages of targeted military draft of Americans with lunguistic and computer skills. A spokesman for Selective Service says that the specialist draft is only in the planning stages and could take two years to "work out the kinks." Keep delivering the vote to the GOP college Republicans! Soon you'll be fighting liberal bias in Afghanistan's bombed out schools.

-The Sikh Geek