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Funny, I Didn't See The Name Bin Laden On The Ballot... Oklahoma Congressman Tom Cole is reported to have said that voting against George Bush in the presidential election would be like supporting Adolph Hitler during WWII, adding "If George Bush loses the election, Osama bin Laden wins the election." Words fail me.

Hollywood Is The New Hillary For Right-Wing Wackos

Bagiryan Is This Season's Chalibi Where have we heard something like this before? A former commander in the Iranian army has defected from the Islamic state and told the press that the Iranian army is infused with pro-US sentiment, many of them just waiting to defect. "The strengthening of the U.S. position in the region causes optimism among many Iranian servicemen and they secretly support the operation in Iraq," the colonel said. "I think that many of them would back a similar U.S. operation in Iran." I'm sure the populace is just giddy with anticipation that the Great Satan will be their new overlord. But hey, don't dismiss Bagiryan, the administration and intelligence community was dumb enough to fall for it once with Iraqi expatriots. I'm sure he could at least get a gig on Fox News as a consultant.

My United States Of Hysterical Since the anthrax attacks of 2001 (what ever happen to those...?) over 20,000 cases of mysterious powder have been reported in the nation's post offices. The vast majority of them were nothing more than soap flakes, sand, or the hysterical fears of paranoid psyches hyped up by CNN and Fox News. P.S. Wasn't that latest Senate-ricin attack disproved last week? Do we have the same facts in our world that Salon does in its world?

Just A Dude Who Digs Horses Finally, we get to see the softer, volleyball-loving side of Osama Bin Laden before he is captured in October to help Bush get reelected. P.S. If you memorize the Koran I will get you a horse? WTF?

-The Sikh Geek