A Shopper of Truth Using A Million-Dollar Bill of Sarcasm in a Wal Mart of Falsehood

Conspiracy Theorists Everywhere Feverishly Grab Their Inhalers... A 47 year-old man was shot and killed during a Masonic initiation ritual in Patchogue, New York on Monday night when a real, loaded gun was pulled out instead of a fake. In a statement released early on Tuesday, the head of the New York State Freemasons said that no official ceremonies were scheduled for that night and that guns do not play a role in any official Mason ritual. Has Dan Brown finished his anti-Mason book yet? Tell him to hurry; he has a window.

Maybe They're Conducting A Federal Probe Into Why Hip-Hop Sucks So Much Today

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