Like A Black, Murderous Hugo Chavez Zimbabwe's Information Minister, Jonathan Moyo, has denounced new US sanctions against his country by stating, "These Americans who are pontificating about human rights and democracy would not recognise these things even if they hit them on their faces. So go and tell the imperialist to go to hell." Moyo denied that his farms were on the US blacklist and added, "I am flattered that these hamburger-eating imperialists are interested in my tomatoes... but I am sending them to Mbare Musika (a produce market in the nation's capital." I would really enjoy these statements if they didn't come from the henchman of a murderous dictator, but hey, the phrase "hamburger-eating imperialists" is fantastic.

-The Sikh Geek