Friday, March 26, 2004

The Red Sox Try a New Tactic
We all love to watch the Red Sox and the Cubs lose year after year. This past season was especially sweet with the way both teams were knocked out of the playoffs. The Red Sox have tried to pull Babe Ruth's piano out of the river to lift the "Curse," and the Cubbies just blew up that ball that the fan grabbed to become the most hated man in Chicago. But the Sox have a new plan. Jesus now plays centerfield for them. Hope that works out. My guess though, is that not even Jesus can overcome the "Curse."

-Lil' Antonin