Does Anyone Else Find It Weird That The Madrid Bombings Happened A Few Days Before The Elections?

Three Cheers For The Power Of Sarcastic Blogs! It seems that the Bush/Cheney sloganator has been taken down as fast as it was put up thanks to the junior-high efforts of sarcastic weblogs such as Monster Limo and Wonkette. Who says over-read losers with computers can't change anything?

THIS Is Who Would Be On Conservativepunk.com An article on Johnny Ramone: old man, retired punk rocker, and Republican. Johnny fondly reminices on his years with the Ramones ("It was a job, and I was just doing my job."), his acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ("God bless President Bush, and God bless America.") and his famous Republican wingnut friends like Vincent Gallo ("What's radical about saying you are for the poor?"). Punk rock! I want to eBay my 7"s and cry.

Take Backo The Charges Against Wacko Jacko? Turns out that the family of the boy who is accusing Michael Jackson of molesting him is wicked shady and a big flag is being raised on the case. Five years before accusing Jacko the family won $137,000 in a lawsuit against J.C. Penny under suspicious allegations. Said Attorney Tom Griffin, “It became readily apparent that this was an incident, in my opinion, a scam, to extract money from J.C. Penny."

If We're Going To Interpret The Bible Literally, Let's Do It For Real... If according to "Rev." Fred Phelps, "God Hates Fags", then he must hate shrimp in the same fire and brimstone manner, at least if you believe your Bible.

-The Sikh Geek