Yes, I am Excited

Hey Bono, How Do You Justify Your Political Activism While being an Employee of a Fucked Up Corporation?
So I am graduating from law school next month, and I just discovered that, in addition to our own private law school ceremony, we are going to be a part of the university wide ceremony as well. And who is the keynote speaker, you ask? That is right, Mr. Bono himself. I can only hope that I am close enough to heckle. And, hey, it is free, so all you readers come on down and show your "support" for Bono. "Hey Bono, have you found what you are looking for?" "Hey Bono, will I get to be with you on New Year's Day?" I can't wait.

-Lil' Antonin