"Shut up Kim Jong-Il; YOU are."
"Kiss me."
What The Fuck Is Wrong With PETA?! PETA is so consistent with horribly tasteless ads, I could plan my oil changes around it. After comparing Jesus Christ to a pig, comparing Holocaust victims to farm animals, and mocking Rudy Guiliani's prostate cancer in an anti-milk ad, PETA is now in trouble for exploiting the grisly serial killings of several women in British Columbia. The ad in question shows a woman on one side, a pig on the other and a slogan "Neither one of us is meat." It makes reference to the case of Robert Pinkton, a serial killer who is charged with killing 15 women on his farm and may have put human remains in his meat products. Said PETA director Bruce Friedrich, "I really don't get what all the fuss is about."
For Those About To Torture Iraqis With Our Tunes, We Salute You! US Marines in Iraq are reportedly blasting AC/DC alongside insults in Arabic to drive Iraqi insurgents from their homes in Fallujah. Last year, Metallica was furious that the US interrogators were using their song Enter Sandman to "break down" Iraqi captives in Baghdad. I guess it is a little insulting to have your music used as an instrument of torture.
Did You Guys Get That Anthrax Killer Yet? The FBI, not having to worry about violent crime, drug trafficking or domestic terrorism, recently raided a high school near Phoenix to crack down on illegal downloading. I wonder if we formed a PAC called "Citizens Against Being Bombed By Freaky-Ass Domestic Terrorists", pooled our money and gaved hundreds of thousands of dollars to Senator Orin Hatch, would the FBI be just as hyperactive in going after white power and militia groups with caches of firearms and chemical weapons? Stop All The Downloading!
As If Junior High Didn't Suck Enough...
Say No To Crack! Speaking of complete wastes of government power, Louisiana is now trying to pass House Bill 1626 which would make wearing low-riding jeans illegal and punishable by a fine of up to $500, six months in jail, or both. Said first-term legislator Derrick Shepherd, "The community's outraged. And if parents can't do their job, if parents can't regulate what their children wear, then there should be a law." I'm sure Joe Leiberman is taking a break from attacking video games and donuts, and is just kicking himself that he wasn't the first to launch a crusade against the exposed thong string.
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