This Just In, Bitches.

James Carville, Bald-Headed FuckFace "Mr. Carville is currently working with Venezuelan businessmen who are seeking to oust the leftist president, Hugo Chávez." But don't call it an illegal foreign coup, call it a "recount" you gigantic money-hungry, morally-bankrupt "Democratic" bastard.

And from the News of the Weird... In a December profile, The Washington Post examined the breezy American history curriculum being sold to schools by presidential brother Neil Bush (more in the news lately for his messy divorce). The course's premise is that future "hunter-gatherers" (i.e., rambunctious boys) don't have the patience to read and should be taught by music, graphics and other techniques. For instance, the Constitutional Convention of 1787 is taught in a rap song, "It was 55 delegates from 12 states/Took one hot Philadelphia summer to create/A perfect document for their imperfect times/Franklin, Madison, Washington, a lot of the cats/Who used to be in the Continental Congress way back." [Washington Post, 12-27-03]

-The Sikh Geek, so mad I can't eat breakfast