"US Concedes Hunt For Osama bin Laden Has Gone Cold"

Parody 0, Reality 1 Neither Willie Horton nor I can believe the latest ad coming from the Bush/Cheney camp. Entitled "Wolves," the ad shows a roaming pack of wolves lurking in a dark forest as a spooky narrator describes how Kerry and Edwards slashed funding for something and have left America vulnerable to attack from terrorists or packs of wolves or some shit. This, hot on the heels of two Bush/Cheney ads that were descibed by FactCheck as "$8 million worth of distortions." Watch the video of "Wolves"here.

And You Thought The Superbowl Ads Of "Pot Smoking = al-Qaeda Funding" Were Bullshit... Thursday during a conference on counterfeiting, Interpol claimed that fake Gucci bags and designer knock-offs are lining the pockets of terrorist organization. Call me crazy, but supplying Sadam Hussein with chemical weapons and giving millions of dollars of training to the Taliban seem like much bigger problems than MC No Shame's bogus Fendi man-purse.

Tap-Dance Your Way To A Shi'ite Theocracy "Leaders of Iraq's religious parties have emerged as the country's most popular politicians and would win the largest share of votes if an election were held today, while the U.S.-backed government of interim Prime Minister Ayad Allawi is losing serious ground, according to a U.S.-financed poll by the International Republican Institute." A victory for the moderate, secular puppets backed by the US were Bush's best hope in the January elections, but the man also didn't think the war would have any casualties.

Watch the video of Ann Coulter getting attacked by al-Pieda here.

And Only 37 Months After September 11th! On Friday the federal government announced that they will now be conducting background checks on all foreigners applying to flight schools within the US.

But Hey, That's Only One-Third Of Our Record Defecit! "With no fanfare, President Bush Friday signed the most sweeping rewrite of corporate tax law in nearly two decades, showering $136 billion in new tax breaks on businesses, farmers and other groups."

Now We Only Have To Worry About Old-School Voter Disenfranchisement The Keystone cops at the F.B.I. have announced that there really isn't a terrorist threat for the November 2nd elections after all. "Further, a key CIA source who had claimed knowledge of such plans has been discredited, casting doubt on one of the earliest pieces of evidence pointing to a possible attack."

Rush Limbaugh Had To Swallow A Fistful Of Ludes To Calm Down From This News Conspiracy theorists and right-wing radio junkies are twitching as inside sources are reporting that Bill Clinton is setting his sights on becoming U.N. secretary-general after Kofi Annan steps down in 2006.

This Makes P-Diddy's "Vote Or Die!" Campaign Seem Tame

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-The Sikh Geek, weekend warrior