I'm Back From the Orgy

FactCheck.something
I'm sure everyone knows by now that that cantankerous old man, Dick Cheney muffed the website that he was trying to refer to at the debate. The link above sends you to a FactCheck.ORG (where Cheney wanted you to go) article about the debate. (Notice that even the website he meant to send you to says he muffled the facts.) But if you type in "FactCheck.COM" (go ahead - try it) you get redirected to Soros' website full of anti-Bush rantings. This is funny. Almost as funny as if you were redirected to porn.

I Don't Even Know Where to Start with This
Um, so my Oakland Raiders are off to a middling start this year. Not looking that great, but not as bad as last year. Someone shot at Siegfried & Roy's house (or Siegfried's house or Roy's or whatever.) What the hell is the connection between these two things you ask? Well, it looks like the shooter was former Oakland Raiders kicker Cole Ford. In 1997 he missed a bunch of clutch field goals and was cut. Now he is shooting up Seigfried and Roy's house. There has to be a joke here somewhere.

-Lil' Antonin