Sex With A Falafel? Now That's Kinky.

Neil Sherman of Germantown, Tennessee: Decidedly A Douchebag. I'm sure some MLWL readers are fans of the "What Do You Think?" feature in the Onion. Yet again, parody of reality is no match for reality itself.

A Zell Miller For Our Times Does the Senator from Connecticut has enough "Joementum" to make himself into a complete Republican turncoat? As the Palm Beach Post reported on Thursday, "Democratic" Senator Joe Lieberman praised George Bush in front of a group of several hundred voters while casting doubt on Kerry. Does Jumpin' Joe know why W loves Israel so much? To usher in the apocalypse and a mass conversion of the Jews. Fight the good fight against video games and candy and stick with what you do best, bhenchod.

Why Are Those Palestinians So Uptight Anyway? Oh, this might be a reason. "The Israeli army on Wednesday suspended a platoon commander on suspicion that he “verified a kill” by emptying his rifle into a wounded 13-year-old Palestinian girl."

Record High Oil Prices Get Thunder Stolen "Bush took office after a four-year string of federal surpluses, and the 2004 surplus of $387 billion that he forecast upon taking office became an actual deficit of $413 billion — an $800 billion reversal." I'm just glad that the GOP has enough die-hard optimism to refer to it as "the president's plan of... spending discipline." If our country was a single person, we'd have a boot on our car by now.

-The Sikh Geek, the most undecided he's ever been