Schadenfreude, Bitches.

Bedtime For Democracy It doesn't take a mathemagician to see something horrible wrong in these stats. If 2/3rds of Florida voters expect their vote to be counted, then one third DO NOT expect their vote to count. Less than half believe the election will be free of fraud. THIS is why Jimmy Carter wants to bring in the UN.

And The Troops Were To Have Extra Soft Shoes To Stroll Down The Roads Made Of Sugar... In the same arena of insanity as Bush expecting no casualties in Iraq, the CIA proposed smuggling hundreds of US flags into Iraq before the invasion so the throngs of cheering Iraqis would have something to wave at US troops as they triumphantly entered. Do professionals in the military actually think like this? "The flags are probably still sitting in a bag somewhere. One of the towns where they said we would be welcomed was Nasiriyah, where Marines faced some of the toughest fighting in the war."

Falafelgate Pile-On I and II "Some of the most influential people in our society—like Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Robert Downey Jr., and Darryl Strawberry—provide a dismal example to our nation's youth." -Bill O'Reilly

Ringing Endorsement From The Axis Of Evil Iran has come out with its endorsement of George Bush for president, probably because the annointed boy prince destabilized their arch-enemy and pushed it headlong towards a civil war/future Shi'ite theocracy all while turning a blind eye towards their nuke program. "But dude, 10 out of 10 terrorists agree, anybody but Bush..."

And By "Most Liberal Senator" We Mean "Eleventh Most Liberal"

-The Sikh Geek