Wednesday, October 20, 2004

A Cheap Ballplayer Of Truth Slapping A Ball Of Falsehood Out Of The Glove Of Power

When Pat Robertson Is The Voice Of Reason, I Get Nervous "The founder of the U.S. Christian Coalition said Tuesday he told President George W. Bush before the invasion of Iraq that he should prepare Americans for the likelihood of casualties, but the president told him, 'We're not going to have any casualties.'" When has there EVER been a war without casualties? The Cola Wars? Like McCain and Buchanan, it amazes me that people with enormous and serious resevations about Bush can still gleefully promote him, in this case claiming that "I just think God's blessing is on him." Well, Robertson also believes that God talks to him directly, so I guess he gets a lunatic pass.
P.S. Don't you dare reference Mark Twain, Pat. If he were still alive, the man from Hannibal would tear you and your annointed dauphin to fucking shreds.

Chicken Little With A Gay Daughter Dick Cheney is back doing his patented gloom and doom soft-shoe routine, warning voters in Ohio that terrorists could nuke major US cities. "Said Mark Kitchens, Kerry campaign national security spokesman, 'He wants to scare Americans about a possible nuclear 9/11 while the Bush administration has been on the sidelines while the nuclear threats from North Korea and Iran - the word's leading sponsor of terrorism - have increased.'"

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