Sunday, October 31, 2004

Two Decades Later: Indira Ghandi Still Rotting In Hell

The Nadir Of Nader
Example
The man has reduced himself to debating puppets.

Truly, War-Mongering Is Part And Parcel Of A "Culture Of Life" According to a former ghost writer for the boy dauphin, George Bush was fixin' to invade Iraq way back in 1999, years before 9-11 and even before he was "elected." "He said to me: ‘One of the keys to being seen as a great leader is to be seen as a commander-in-chief.’ And he said, ‘My father had all this political capital built up when he drove the Iraqis out of Kuwait and he wasted it.’ He said, ‘If I have a chance to invade….if I had that much capital, I’m not going to waste it. I’m going to get everything passed that I want to get passed and I’m going to have a successful presidency.”"

Wars And Rumors Of Wars To paraphrase grunge icon (and Consider Arms' "spiritual guide") Kurt Cobain, just because you're paranoid about a draft doesn't mean that it isn't being worked on.

Something About "Dishing It Out" And "Taking It"
"In a complaint to the Federal Elections Commission, the National Republican Campaign Committee accused radio station KFI-AM (640) co-hosts John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou of "criminal behavior" for attacking Rep. David Dreier, R-Glendora, and endorsing his Democratic opponent, Cynthia Matthews." Funny, at different points I can recall hearing right-wing talk radio figures call Hillary Clinton a "satanic witch", accuse John Kerry of being a front for Osama bin Laden and hearing Michael Savage (Weiner) call for the nuclear destruction of the Middle East and the death of "fags."

The GOP Showing All Respect To The Victims Of 9-11
Example

I See Your Zell Miller, And I Raise You...
More from the "endorsements we never thought we'd see" department. Bob Smith, a Senator from New Hampshire who once briefly left the republican Party because it was too moderate for his tastes, has come out in support of John Kerry.

The French Call The Orgasm "The Little Death"
And the GOP refers to the man who caused the little deaths of 3,000 Americans as "the little gift." Proving that the Right can and will spin absolutely anything, a senior BC04 strategist was quoted as saying, "anything that makes people nervous about their personal safety helps Bush."

More Proof That The Media Huffs Republican Talking Points Like So Much Propagandic Dong "My visceral reaction is that it could hurt Kerry. I don't think the American people will take kindly to Osama bin Laden stepping into our election," said St. Louis University political scientist Joel Goldstein. "It's an unfortunate 11th hour diversion but it reminds people of the terrorist threat and that's Bush's strong point," Goldstein said.

-The Sihk Geek