Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Crazy Enough To Represent The Fine State Of Kentucky, THAT'S How Crazy!

We Were Wondering When The Next Revolting PETA Ad Was Coming Out...
And here it is. Adding to the already present star-power of Steven Seagal and Bea Arthur, "Australia's sexiest model" Imogen Baily can be seen naked, shackled and mutilated in PETA's latest campaign for Thai baby elephants. Nothing says "positive change for a more humane world" more than eroticized violence against women. Soy-based bhenchods.

I Think Of All The Education That I Missed...
A GOP Senate candidate from Oklahoma named Tom Coburn has warned the people of his fine state of "rampant" lesbianism in some schools in Oklahoma, according to a tape released by his Democratic opponent. "...lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?" An embittered MC No Shame can only ask how it is that he didn't go to high school in southeastern Oklahoma.

-The Sikh Geek