Bush Shows Skill As Master Debater

When Optimism Turns Into Raving Lunacy Ah, the sitff upper lip of die-hard stupidity. Tony Blair, before going into the hospital for a heart procedure, told reporters that he would be able to serve a third full term as prime minister but would gracefully decline serving a fourth. Don't worry Tony, neither possibility will exist when you get absolutely CRUSHED in the next election.

Lil' Antonin Proves His Worth As A True Legal Eagle Never having read SCOTUS briefs, I had a hard time believing Lil' Antonin's claims that Justice Antonin Scalia would go on long, uncomfortable tangents about high school boys in locker rooms. Now the justice on the highest court in the land has told an audience at Harvard that, "I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." Bill Bennett is a rabid gambler. Rush pops pills. Jack Ryan lives a life only possible on 3am Cinemax. And now Justice Scalia's closet is see-through enough to be made of glass.

The AP Employs Jeane Dixon, Edgar Casey The AP published a story on the web about the debate a few hours before it actually happened. Nice.

-The Sikh Geek