We're All Wearing The Blue Dress Now

I Got 27 Reasons To Invade Iraq, But Reality Ain't One Hit Me! Did you ever get the feeling that Bush has used dozens of different reasons to get us into Iraq? There's a reason for that. He has. An undergrad from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign has just dropped the best senior thesis ever, “Uncovering the Rationales for the War on Iraq: The Words of the Bush Administration, Congress and the Media from September 12, 2001, to October 11, 2002." The thesis by Devon Largio used all available public statements the Bush administration and selected members of Congress made pertaining to war with Iraq and tracked all of the reasons given for the war. She found 27 in all, with 23 coming from the Bush administration directly. For a copy of the thesis, click here and watch the sands of deceit shift from Osama to Saddam to WMDs to Iraq freedom to "becasue Jesus fucking Christ told me."

Supersize Me! And Mock The Shit Out of My Culture While You're At It HOLY McFUCKING SHIT! McDonalds has trademarked the phrase "I am Asian." "Whether we're sipping green tea or enjoying a Big Mac® sandwich, we're helping make the magic mix called America become even richer. And McDonald's is right there with us, everyday!" Where are those Hindu protesters that smashed the McD's in Delhi? I want to fly them to France to meet Jose Bove and give them all a job.

And By "A Million Moms" We Meant More Like "500 Times Less Than That"

-The Sikh Geek