Just Put Him In The Ground Already!!

Gentlemen, You Have Been Punk'd
Besides their usual reindeer games (read: playing "Abu Gharib"), the Sikh Geek and Consider Arms have recently been dueling eachother for the right to boast of the "dumbest piece of writing from the left" found on the web. While I hate to sneak in under the radar and steal anyone's thunder, I believe I have the gold metal winner. Naturally it comes from the Village Voice and it involves several...uh.."inches" of ruminations on the size of John Kerry's schlong. BOOM!!

--MC No Shame