Flash! Flash! Flash!

MONSTER LIMO NEWSBREAK!
Just moments ago, the Supreme Court upheld the phrase "under God" in the pledge of allegiance, on a technicality. The court found 8-0 (Scalia recused himself to go duck-hunting) that the annoying atheist in the case, Michael Newdow, does not have the legal authority to speak on behalf of his daughter (he's embroiled in a nasty custody dispute with the girl's mother). Hopefully, now Mr. Newdow and his stupid non-issue will go away forever.

-Consider Arms