Friday, June 11, 2004

Drown In My Own Tears

And By "Fighting Terrorism" We Mean "Letting Terrorism Increase" Good God, from levels of world terrorism to "Roses Are Red" Poems, this administration is able to lie about anything and everything. "The State Department acknowledged Thursday it was wrong in reporting terrorism declined worldwide last year, a finding used to boost one of President Bush's chief foreign policy claims -- success in countering terror. Instead, both the number of incidents and the toll in victims increased sharply, the department said."

Those New Ads For Monster.Com Did Seem Weird... Favorite nutcases WorldNetDaily are reporting that an Islamic website from Iran is offering an online job application for suicide bombers. Either these are the dumbest terrorists ever, or WorldNetDaily is currently investing in exciting financial possibilities in Nigeria. P.S. Ain't this a bitch Salman Rushdie?

The Butcher of My People Somehow, I don't think we'll hear Father Miguel D'Escoto deliver a eulogy for Reagan inbetween Bush and son-of-Bush. He's still uptight about Reagan supporting and funding "the moral equivilant of our founding fathers" in Nicaragua. "I was led to believe really, that Reagan was possessed by demons."

No Surprise Here, She's A HUGE PETA Supporter For the fourth time in seven years French actress Brigitte Bardot was convicted of inciting racial hatred, this time in her new book "A Cry in the Silence." In her book she calls homosexuals "cheap faggots or circus freaks," denigrates racial mixing, attacks the unemployed and warns about the "underground and dangerous infiltration of Islam." (Shocked the French would get upset about that last one.) At her trial, Bardot told the judge "Certainly, I’m not Balzac," to which the judge wryly responded, "The court had noticed."

-The Sikh Geek will be away at yoga camp for the next two weeks