Monday, July 19, 2004

Just Another Manic Monday

Holidays In The Sun Israel's Minister of Tourism, Gideon Ezra, has only been on the job for a week but already he has a great plan to bring millions of foreign visitors to the Holyland: make a tourist spectacle out of the internationally-decried "security fence." "The security fence needs to be added to tour routes for incoming tourists," said Ezra to the Jerusalem Post. Johnny Rotten, now you have to eat your lyrics to about going on vacation to see the Berlin Wall like so much crow.

The Governator Pulls Out The Heavy Political Guns Look at what you did California! Not only did you flip the bird to our democratic process and recall a legally elected governor, you replaced him with Arnold Fucking
Schwarzenegger! Is it any shock that now we are forced to read article online that detail how "A spokesman for Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Sunday that the governor would not apologize for calling lawmakers 'girlie men,' despite criticisms from Democrats that the remark was sexist and homophobic. Spokesman Rob Stutzman said the line was dropped because Schwarzenegger had already sent the message he wanted to send, not because he regretted his remarks. 'It's a forceful way of making the point to regular Californians that legislators are wimps when they let special interests push them around,' Stutzman said. 'If they complain too much about this, I guess they're making the governor's point.'"

Presidential Prayer Team II: Jonesing For A Snickers Bugaloo Yes, you're reading it right. The creator of this website started it on the instructions of THE Allmighty Creator Himself. It's a call for people to fast once a month for W because "
George W. Bush is a believer and carries our Father’s reputation in the actions he takes." Would those actions include executing the mentally retarded in Texas? Or launching an unjusified war that has killed tens of thousands? At least he wasn't godless enough to get a blowjob on the job. (Have the Evangelical Clinton-haters ever READ the Old Testament?)

-The Sikh Geek, fasting for MC No Shame and his return to wearing pants in public again