Saturday, February 05, 2005

Consider Arms and The Sikh Geek Keep Wearing The Same Outfit to the Prom

A Mess Of Our Own Making In Neo-Athens Bonus points to any reader who can find something encouraging in the following quote! "Insurgents have killed 17 Iraqis and two US soldiers in a fresh wave of attacks, as partial returns from the elections show a Shiite alliance with ties to Iran rolling up a strong lead over pro-US prime minister Ayad Allawi."

Did He Also Have Top Go To The Brig Without Dessert? "A US soldier who stamped on Iraqi prisoners at Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison has been sentenced to six months in jail and discharged from the army."

More From That Damned Liberal Media In the lead-up to the election, the NY Times killed a story about the bulge in Bush's back during the presidential debates, because the evidence of the bulge being an electronic cheating devise were only speculatively proabable. Not as realistic as the leader of the free world wearing a "badly tailored suit" during a nationally televised presidential debate.

Because She Has The Sense To Know It Was Also On A T-Shirt In A Wham! Video

You Sold Your Soul To Become Meatloaf?! You took out a huge full-page ad in Variety to defend the sequel to Deuce Bigalow, Rob Schneider? WTF.

No Fucking Comment

A class entitled "Passport to Manhood."

Since "Crunk Juice" Did So Well... Madonna is reportedly considering becoming the endorser for a Kaballah energy drink. "We are going after the Red Bull market but Kabbalah Energy Drink tastes better. It is infused with Kabbalah water, which is holy water."

-The Sikh Geek