Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Why Are There So Many Dudes At This Barenaked Ladies Meetup? here

Urgent Report From General Chicken Little If you see it in 72pt type on the Drudge Report, you know you have good reason to be suspicious. But when a Washington Times article mentions a looming al-Qaeda attack (from the same endless reserve of captured intel that brought us the 4-year old financial center threat) and has huge ad in the middle that reads "10 Out Of 10 Terrorists Agree, Anybody But Bush," you have good reason to just not give a fuck.

The Thin Red Line (On Sale For $25.99) Nice article in the Village Voice about the Scientology of today, the Kabbalah Center. "They said, 'If you donate to somewhere else it's just perpetuating all the chaos in the world. Volunteering is good but money really makes the difference.' Disgusted, Green left the center and hocked his Zohar on eBay for $350."

Well, In Addition To Factchecking The News They DO Kill Minorities...
Derelict of dialect, Bill O'Reilly pushes the envelope of being hysterical in front of a camera and compare the Media Matters For America group to the Klu Klux Klan.

Like Rocky vs. Ivan Drago, But For Discounted Crap Slate piece on the partisan retail rivalry between CostCo and WalMart. I would be remiss in not mentioning that only people who hate their mothers and want to make out with Osama bin Laden buy their fu-fu French wine at CostCo.

-The Sikh Geek, giving Consider Arms the cosmic high-five from afar