Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Mike Wallace Is Buggin'

Humans Rule, Animals Suck It!!
In a margin of over 2-to-1, Denver residents have soundly defeated a proposal to ban all circus acts involving exotic animals within city limits. Local high school freshman, 15-yr-old Heather Herman, had gathered enough signatures to force the issue onto the ballot for Denver voters. The campaign manager from "Keep The Circus In Denver", which received $175,ooo from Feld Entertainment, which operates the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, commented, "I think voters saw through the greater agenda of the animal rights activists and wanted to maintain their entertainment choice." Goes to show, one man's inhuman treatment is another man's "entertainment choice." Just ask Rush!

Robert Novak, Call Your Lawyer
Time Magazine reporter Matthew Cooper has been held in contempt of court by a federal judge in Washington for refusing to name his government sources in the on going Plume-gate scandal. Judge Thomas Hogan, who is also fining Time at a rate of $1,000 per day, wrote, "The information requested is very limited, all available means of obtaining the information have been exhausted, the testimony sought is necessary for completion of the investigation, and the testimony sought is expected to constitute direct evidence of innocence or guilt." Tim Russert, of "Meet The Press", and two Washington Post reports have also received subpoenas, but it is not know if Novak has. Note to the fuzzy slug: resign now!

Ever See "Cook The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover"?
This is kinda like that.

And It's Not Even In My Ex-Girlfriend

--MC No Shame