Thursday, September 30, 2004

Under MLWL Rule Emo Cuddle-Parties Will Be Banned And The Zend Avesta Will Become Forced Reading

Tony Blair, The Wisom of Solomon & The Strength of Atilla Well, not quite. Earlier in the week Blair's keynote speech to the Labour Party was disrupted on two seperate occasions by protestors who shouted "You have blood on your hands." Blair was descibed as being "clearly shaken." Now, Blair is shaping up to pay off hostage-takers like the Italians.

Well, The National Debate May Be Shit But At Least The Bumpers Are Making Sense Who WOULD Osama vote for? Kerry? Bush? Unless there is a fundamentalist, Wahabbist cleric on the ballot for the T.I.V.-Shar'ia Party, probably none of the above. Dipshits.

The Galluping Horse of Bullshit Really? Bush is up 23% as part of a "waning-moon, pre-election Godzilla bounce"? Lyndon LaRouche has a commanding lead in all 48 continental states?

The French Get Vichy On The Sikhs After telling Sikh children that they could cover their hair will head-coverings smaller than the traditional turban. Now against the government's own recommendations, the French are turning Sikh children away from school if they have any head covering on whatsoever. Ironically, by telling Sikh children to not cover their hear, France is forcing them to break French law by displaying a religious symbol (their uncut hair). Nice to know that the French aren't being bullied around by the UN's Declaration of Human Rights. Frog bastards.

Ain't No Party Like A Flip-Flop Party, Cause A Flip-Flop Party Don't Stop Letterman meets the Daily Kos in this CBS piece about Bush's top ten flip-flops. Witness the fitness.
"We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories."(May 29, 2003)
"I recognize we didn't find the stockpiles [of weapons] we all thought were there." (Sept. 9, 2004)

End Of The World Watch While nuclear proliferation has been a steady favorite as the road to humanity's destruction, natural disasters have been making a comeback lately with hurricanes and Mt. Saint Helens. But as this MyWayNews article shows, you can't keep the bacteria down.

Hindsight is 20-20 And so is the pre-war intelligence that Bush read that in January 2003 "warned the war could prompt an insurgency in which rogue elements from Saddam Hussein's government would work with existing terrorist groups." For those visual learners of you out there...

I Laughed When They Told Me Mel Gibson Was To Direct "The Passion" But with Val Fucking Kilmer as Moses I want to cry.

-The Sikh Geek