Teri ma ki bund mein chaarpai bichhake teri bhen ko chodun.

Saddam bin Whatever The "Less Filling or Tastes Great" debate of our time rages on. The Bush administration: "Devilishly Clever or Bumbling Stupid?" In a speech to the National Press Club on Friday, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld confused Osama bin Laden with Saddam Hussein not once, but twice. "Saddam Hussein, if he's alive, is spending a whale of a lot of time trying to not get caught. And we've not seen him on a video since 2001."

Bedtime For Civility A Tennessee woman was fired from her job at a factory for having a Kerry-Edwards bumper sticker on her car and nothing else. Maybe instead of trying to force legal action to change the hyper-religious name of "Hot Cross Buns," suing Saint Paul Minnesota to change its name or whatever other bullshit they're doing, the ACLU should get on top of civil rights violations that matter, like this.

What The Fuck Is So Bad In Lithuania? Here's a pleasant factoid for the day. Suicide kills more people than war with at least one side every forty seconds, and 10-20 million attempts every year.

Rowboat Veterans For Truth

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