Like A Donkey Eating A Waffle

Call It Karma, Bitch. A Florida (where the fuck else?) man was charged with felony animal cruelty after one of the seven puppies he was trying to shoot made a .38 revolver discharge, shooting him in the wrist.

Did You Count My Paper Route Mister Vice President? Don't worry America, despite lost jobs and a record deficit, the economy is doing better than we thought. Just ask Dick Cheney, who said in Ohio on Thursday that economic indicators don't count important factors, such as the people who make money on eBay from the sale of items like this. It's not often that the MLWL gets its sarcastic thunder stolen by US Senators, but boy wonder and vice presidential candidate John Edwards quickly responded to Cheney with the statement, "If we only included bake sales and how much money kids make at lemonade stands, this economy would really be cooking."

Damnit People! They Will Turn On Their Human Masters!

-The Sikh Geek, out of the underground bunker and briefly coming up for air