That's Gonna Be One Wicked Awesome Embassy! Tucked into the ball-shattering request for another $80 billion for the Iraqi war is a pricetag of $1.5 billion for a new US embassy. Who designed it? Bob Guccione?
"Morning Shock Jocks" Becomes Slang For "Pair Of Douchebags In Front Of A Mic" Because nothing could be funnier on your morning commute than making fun of the victims of the greatest natural disaster tragedy in recent memory.
Rich Little, Nowhere To Go But Down After Hawking Little Debbie Snackcakes Making the piano-playing douchebag on PBS look good, Rich Little entertained attendees at the Inauguration by honoring Ronald Reagan while simultaneously taking cheap shots at the poor. Little said he missed and adored the late President Ronald Reagan and "I wish he was here tonight, but as a matter of fact he is," and he proceeded to impersonate Reagan, saying, "You know, somebody asked me, 'Do you think the war on poverty is over?' I said, 'Yes, the poor lost.' " The crowd went wild.
Blast Form The Past: Divorcing Your Cancer-Stricken Wife As She Lays On A Hospital Bed Big ups Newt!
While I Never Thought I'd Be Rooting Intensely For Leo... I also never thought I'd be sourcing an article from FrontPage either. But movies that glorify killing off the sick and handicapped deserve little more than empty ticket lines. Big ups Hillary Swank! Hopefully the Academy will forget you and Clint like you forgot your husband while accepting your last (and hopefully last) Oscar!
Speaking Of The Oscars... Here are the nominees for the 2004 Razzies.
-The Sikh Geek
