Saturday, January 22, 2005

As Stephen Baldwin and Carfax Abbey Come Together For Tsunami Relief

"We've Got The Gay-Love Bomb!" The Pentagon was a bit emberrassed when it was discovered that they were working on a non-lethal super-aphrodisiac weapon that would incite enemy troops to thrwo down their guns are start humping each other. The military denied that gay-bomb plans were ever seriously considered, and recent discoveries prove that they never were... if $7.5 million and 6 years of consideration can qualify as "not serious."

What Is Sketchier, France's Xenophobic Headwear Policy Or The Reporting Done For Outlook India? Dude, you shouldn't contradict your headline in YOUR FIRST SENTENCE...

-The Sikh Geek