Friday, January 28, 2005

I've Got $5 On The Governor. He's Fighting With Something To Prove.

Ain't Irony A Bitch A college student who attacked seat-belt laws in the university's newspaper dies in a carwreck. He wasn't wearing a seatbelt. His two friends who survived were. Hey, at least he'll make the paper again. Under the Darwin Awards.

Who Isn't The Republican Alan Freed These Days? Do the matrimonial-payola! Fresh off the chuncky heels of Maggie Gallagher comes Mark McManus, yet another chump paid to push Bush's marriage agenda while passing himself off as a real columnist.

Why Dress Up? It's Only A Solemn Commemeration Of The Holocaust With All Of The Major European Heads Of State...

Dick Cheney, Snow-Shoveling Child.

Our Mental and Moral Superiors In The Red States "A state senator has a plan for saving Oklahoma's gamefowl industry now that cockfighters are legally prohibited from pitting birds fitted with razor-like spurs. State Sen. Frank Shurden, a longtime defender of cockfighting, is suggesting that roosters be given little boxing gloves so they can fight without bloodshed. The proposal is in a bill the Henryetta Democrat has introduced for the legislative session that begins Feb. 7. 'Who's going to object to chickens fighting like humans do? Everybody wins,' Sen. Frank Shurden said."

Less Like Adbusters and More Like Mark-Ass Bustas
It's a sport among tose at the MLWL to see how much time can pass before either PETA or Adbusters does something cringe-worthy. Fresh from their "Post-Apocalypse" issue (because even after collapse of industrial civilization, a lame Situationist-biting glossy will still make it out by deadline) Adbusters has decided to market a shoe known as Blackspot and advertize it with weird quick-cut ads. So the best way to protest advertising products is to advertise a product... Douchebags.

Worst Substitute Teacher Ever. EVER.
But hey, maybe she could get a job at Gitmo?!

-The Sikh Geek