"Jesus Christ was put on trial again last week in the United States Supreme Court."
Yeah, it's true. Supreme Court Justice Pontius Pilate once again tried our Lord and Savior for claiming to be the Messiah. Oh wait, it was just a ruling about fringe dipshits trying to put stone idols in front of secular courthouses. (If they were REALLY Christ-centered wouldn't they want to put up copies of the Beattitudes instead? You know, perfecting the Law and all that?)
You Could Cut The Irony With A Tiananmen Square Tank "China issued a tit-for-tat report card Thursday on human rights in the United States that lambasted the Pentagon for "wanton slaughters" abroad, belittled American elections as awash in special-interest cash and accused U.S. courts of deep-seated racial bias. The Chinese government report, which portrayed the United States as gun-crazed and unfair to minorities, came three days after the State Department released its annual report on human rights abuses in countries around the world, including China. It marked the sixth straight year that China has countered the American report with one of its own, but this year's was particularly noteworthy because it condemned the United States for abuses by American soldiers at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq."
Finally, MC No Shame Will Get Laid...
Enemy Of "Fancy Big City Book-Learnin'" Nominated As Secretary of Education Or close enough to it. As you slwoly tread through this press-release filled CNN article, you may note between the paragraph long quotes from the White House that Bush has just nominated John Bolton as the ambassador to the UN, the same man who told a Federalist Society forum, "...there is no such thing as the United Nations" and "If the U.N. secretary building in New York lost 10 stories, it wouldn't make a bit of difference."
-The Sikh Geek
